Warning: New Belizian Virus
A new virus is spreading rapidly among male captains throughout the United States. It’s called Belizitis. It’s symptoms manifest in a constant and wanton desire to leave the good, old USA and go live in Belize. WASNT has decided to form a task force to look into ways to combat this virus. Beth Tally has found at least a temporary deterrent, but how long this will last is unknown. She requires access to golf wherever she goes. As of this writing, there is no golf in Belize. So, any of you WASNT members who need something to throw out there, use golf. Your husband may wonder why if you don’t play golf. But, hey, let him wonder. It will give the task force time to come up with more substantial objections.
FOR THE MEN, THERE IS A GOLF COURSE ON CAY CHAPEL. CAPTAIN JOHN
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